Dear Santa,

Last year me and my immediate family spent christmas lunch with Lucky Diamond Rich, Guinness book of World Records' most tattooed man in the world and an old friend of my Dads. I shit you not. The one and only part of this mans body that isn't decorated with ink is the soul of just one big toe. Totally-fucking-epic. He's also just a really cool dude, chilled as cucumber. So dear Santa, all i want for christmas is a repeat of this event or something equally as cool and interesting.

-Eug.