the creepiest fashion critic who ever lived wrote a book and it's called:

could it be... the most amazing book ever written?

I really like you

New stuff from 'Friend of Mine' by Melbourne designer Teale Talbot. This particular group of garments is so delectable it's driving me mad with poor desire> check itttt, this pumpkin is tops. Models aiight.

And on another note...HELLO I love you:

MUST SEE THIS:

i repeat: "only animal other than man who kills for revenge" and "most intelligent creatures in the universe" not in the world, THA-WHOLE-UNIVURSE. hahaha. vengeful whales, this has fuck-you-Japan written all over it.

cropped pictures of Rachel Zoes heinous gremlin mouth:

so now you know.

Nicola Formichetti is rad. These pictures were published in an issue of Dazed and Confused in 2003. After first seeing them i went out and bought an Eminem tshirt and felt like it was totally justified. THANK-YOU.

-Eug

Fuck my life Vs. LuV mA LyYyYyYyYyYyYffEeEeEe.

• single.
• iTunes playcount of Hilary Duff - Dignity: 157 (not-even-joking).
• eats brown rice and tomato sauce for breakfast.
• eats breakfast at 3pm.
• dvd collection consists of 6 movies: Finding Nemo, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Jurassic Park (this is a box set), Jumanji, Oceans 11, Seinfeld.
• in a bid to be creative today i spent around 30 minutes filming light bulbs up close. In my mind i was going to take this and  cleverly cut it together and overlay some sick ambient music (this will never happen).
• and this is a picture of me at 5 oclock in the morning a few nights ago after a night of drinking:

that shit is ho-rri-fic.

VS.

• being single gives me an excuse to PUT A RING ON IT (beyonce reference not a joke about sex).
• Hilary Duff lifts the mood of any situation and at one stage she was being two timed by the same man as Lindsay (Lohan). Yes im talking about Aaron Carter. proof:
• 
  DuffCart Vs. LoCart, this actually happened and it makes me craaazy.
  

• brown rice goes right through you and has virtually no calories. Tomato sauce is fun.
• one day when i am super-pov, i can take my fabulous dvd collection to cashies and get a "heaps good deal" on them, my dvds are a financial asset.
• one day my creative genius will be realised by some of the biggest players in the art world, and perhaps it will be my work in art-video will lead me to a super sick career as a "VJ"?
• in this picture, again:

i am obviously on Facebook, Youtube, iMac 

photobooth, and looking at pictures of Julia Roberts

on google images all at once. Loving LyYyYyYyYyFeEe.

In conclusion my time as a Univeristy dropout has lead me to the realisation that having a half-full POV in life is essential, and having a large bank of Hilary Duff is fun and necessary.

Romeo & Juliet

A loved up couple, the art/film/fashion/new york scene, scientology conspiracies and a double suicide. With Gus Van Sant and Bret Easton Ellis at the script helm I predict that this true story that is to made into a film will be depressing and moving and upon finishing will leave you with a heavy feeling in the pit of your stomach for days. It will however, be very good, these two are unspeakably rad.

The story is true but, and its sad and incredibly curious.

Read about Teresa Duncan and Jeremy Blake below:

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2008/01/suicides200801

And read Teresa's blog: do it.

http://theresalduncan.typepad.com/

sick shit off the www

true bro, true.

Far from a slimeball

The reasons why I really like my partner in crime Ciaran:

-He giggles like a girl at everything I say and makes me feel really funny and good about myself.

-Whenever I don't feel so rad he offers me his ipod to listen to Hilary Duff. (I think he really believes that's the way to solve all life's problems)

-He likes to drink olive juice from the olive jar.

-He says things like 'you know, salt is really salty'.

-He's a totally dedicated personal stylist.

-I can rag on him all day long and call him a faggot cunt or a little bitch and he will still help me hold my groceries when my weak arms get sore and tired.

-Also he finds really stupid things (see below)hilariously funny and he gets really really excited until he finds something new. He must be like this cos he's a whole year younger than me.

Basically he's super rad and he got my back and I got his and we be in it together fo' lyfe, just like Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter 'ABS' Andre were...before they broke up. Let's never break up Ciaran.

-Gertie Too Rude-

My latest Halloween idea is a zombie cat. I get a new idea every other day, the latest being an m&m. The constant battle is to make sure I dont cross that fine line between halloween and 'scary' slut/tart. My inspiration is promising though.

This thing (see above) is probably the scariest. I hate kidz with faces like that.

-Gertrude-

Note to self:

"Not everything in life will relate back to mean Girls, wearing socks is essential, and the Karl Lagerfeld Diet is expensive and fruitless."

I have no job and today i walked into an opshop and spent $5 on Jurassic Park trading cards... and last night i had a dream which started off with me doing dishes in my kitchen and ended with me walking into a gigantic lobby space where i was served by Julia Roberts who worked in a kiosk-like-structure which was shaped like a panthers head, i remember feeling excited, surprised, confused, then waking up in the afternoon.

"ps; stay off youtube after 2am, you're obsession with Julia Roberts is unhealthy and camp."

In the beginning...

So, the idea was to start a blog where we could wax lyrical about anything and everything in our somewhat sheltered universe. All those super sweet cliques, cults and clubs that we love and loathe with the same writhing passion we have for trashbag celebs like Lindsay Lohan and trashy Hollywood writers like Jackie Collins. And while we wanted to avoid this being too planned out like a Sunday sermon, we sat down to write a list of our likes and dislikes in a bid to make sure both of us were on the same page with our projected 'visions'. This is what we came up with over a period of half an hour:

What this says about our combined brain power when being put on the spot is clear, and if a psychoanalysis was conducted I'm sure we'd be boxed into the category of; 18-30, single, white, confused.
Anyhow deal with it, we do. scared or what suckerssss.