BOO YOU

Some things that irk (sp?) maybe erk..me...
Eggs: Theyre a traditional breakfast menu fixture, but theyre weird. Sometimes I think I feel like them, but then i eat them and I feel like vomming. Cause I think about them, and its lyyyyke a baby feotus chicky in a gel like sack that you crack open into a pan and it sizzles and then you just wait til the bottom goes brown (or you flip em, you know sunny side up) and serve em up on a plate,, bit o' pepper, bit o' salt, wam bam thankyou mam, breakfast is served.. Course that dont count for poached or scrambled or even baked.
basically theyre fucking weird and i dont think ill ever get used to them.
And then there's COTTAGE CHEESE: When i was alll 'yeah im on a jenny craig diet im gonna be lyyykeee heapz ano' i would buy cottage cheese cos jenny craig says its good for losing weight, mad flava low fat, but really, when youve been reading all your life in dolly doctor that girls get discharge thats got a cottage cheese like consistency then its obviously thrush, welllll then you get turned off whenever you rip open the seal to spread it on your low fat low carb mountain bread pita.
EVERYTHINGS GOOD IN HINESIGHT> why do cunts have to associate every gross human body function with food.
Foods's rad, std's arent.
fuck yew dolly doctor.
fuck yew mens gallery for not paying me at 8pm oon the dot like per usual and resulting in me not have more than a dollar in my account for the last 4 days.
fuck yew the fact that i should have done my assignment tonight but instead downed much too much wine.
lyfe is swell when you cant spell.
LOVE GERTIE TOO RUDE.