Fuck my life Vs. LuV mA LyYyYyYyYyYyYffEeEeEe.

• single.
• iTunes playcount of Hilary Duff - Dignity: 157 (not-even-joking).
• eats brown rice and tomato sauce for breakfast.
• eats breakfast at 3pm.
• dvd collection consists of 6 movies: Finding Nemo, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Jurassic Park (this is a box set), Jumanji, Oceans 11, Seinfeld.
• in a bid to be creative today i spent around 30 minutes filming light bulbs up close. In my mind i was going to take this and  cleverly cut it together and overlay some sick ambient music (this will never happen).
• and this is a picture of me at 5 oclock in the morning a few nights ago after a night of drinking:

that shit is ho-rri-fic.

VS.

• being single gives me an excuse to PUT A RING ON IT (beyonce reference not a joke about sex).
• Hilary Duff lifts the mood of any situation and at one stage she was being two timed by the same man as Lindsay (Lohan). Yes im talking about Aaron Carter. proof:
• 
  DuffCart Vs. LoCart, this actually happened and it makes me craaazy.
  

• brown rice goes right through you and has virtually no calories. Tomato sauce is fun.
• one day when i am super-pov, i can take my fabulous dvd collection to cashies and get a "heaps good deal" on them, my dvds are a financial asset.
• one day my creative genius will be realised by some of the biggest players in the art world, and perhaps it will be my work in art-video will lead me to a super sick career as a "VJ"?
• in this picture, again:

i am obviously on Facebook, Youtube, iMac 

photobooth, and looking at pictures of Julia Roberts

on google images all at once. Loving LyYyYyYyYyFeEe.

In conclusion my time as a Univeristy dropout has lead me to the realisation that having a half-full POV in life is essential, and having a large bank of Hilary Duff is fun and necessary.