-He giggles like a girl at everything I say and makes me feel really funny and good about myself.
-Whenever I don't feel so rad he offers me his ipod to listen to Hilary Duff. (I think he really believes that's the way to solve all life's problems)
-He likes to drink olive juice from the olive jar.
-He says things like 'you know, salt is really salty'.
-He's a totally dedicated personal stylist.
-I can rag on him all day long and call him a faggot cunt or a little bitch and he will still help me hold my groceries when my weak arms get sore and tired.
-Also he finds really stupid things (see below)hilariously funny and he gets really really excited until he finds something new. He must be like this cos he's a whole year younger than me.
Basically he's super rad and he got my back and I got his and we be in it together fo' lyfe, just like Katie Price aka Jordan and Peter 'ABS' Andre were...before they broke up. Let's never break up Ciaran.
-Gertie Too Rude-
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