MY LYFE IS (pseudo) GAY

EVERY-TIME I THINK I HAVE A JOB I GET FUCKED IN THE ARSE BY MY POTENTIAL EMPLOYER. I DO NOT PLAN TO EAT AT LENTIL AS ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF MY GOD-DAMN LIFE. THIS HAS HAPPENED SO MANY FUCKING TIMES I WANT TO CRY.

 EG;

HELLO THIS IS CIARAN.

CIARAN?

YES. I DID A TRIAL SHIFT FOR YOU JUST BEFORE CHRISTMAS.. YOU TOLD ME TO GIVE YOU A CALL AFTER THE 8TH? (IT IS THE 7TH)

OH OK.

..SO I'M JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT I'M READY TO GO IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED?

NO I'M RIGHT THANKS DARL. BYE.

(HANGS UP.)

I AM NOT A TELEMARKETER YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH. I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOUR GAY ARSE CAFE EXPLODES.

-Eug.